One would think that given the wide array of professions represented on Jeopardy!, eventually a psychic would show up. I’ve never seen one. Seems like a psychic would have an advantage over the other contestants. But even if the soi-disant psychic promised he wouldn’t use his powers during the show, should there not have been a psychic or two over the many years of Jeopardy! episodes? Why is that business so statistically underrepresented on this particular game show?

My crystal ball says that psychics suck at memorizing world capitals.